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Did you see the theory behind your pants, Todd, email?

Oh, the one from a guy named Gardner?

I don't think they would go around.

It sounded like that's a little too thorough of customer.

I haven't experienced that sort of customer service from Costco. Anyplace. Any place. I saw this. I didn't read through the floor. They said the guy

he left them in the parking lot. Yeah, go ahead. They caught it on camera and somehow

figured out where the pants were supposed to go. And then came by my house and just threw

it on the truck. Why would they not knock?

If they're going to go that far, why would they just leave them on the truck and not knock on the door? I think any retail place would go that far. They might run to the parking lot and say, hey, you forgot this. Yeah, they've done that. Yeah. But if they're going to go far enough to drive to your house and bring you the thing you forgot, they're damn sure going to knock on the door and get credit for it.

That's insane customer service.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's way.

Does anybody ever just delivered you a hot dog because you forgot one?

That would be insane.

We know if you were in Costco didn't buy a hot dog.

So here, here.

I love you forever. What's wrong? I saw this on Reddit. Somebody sent this too. We were talking about getting spanked. The girl wanted her butt spanked and then she lifted up too far. And when he went to spank her, he just slapped his own nuts real hard. And there's a lot of people in the comments that say, yep, me too. I don't know how they would do that. Did he continue? No. I didn't read the rest of that. No, I read the whole thing. Sex stopped immediately and it's the only time I've laughed my ass off while in excruciating pain. He said it was the hardest he'd ever been hit in the balls,

and it was himself, hitting himself in the balls.

And then we were talking about sex in public, too.

What was the story, Nick, you sent that people were caught having sex at the cemetery?

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