I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel and proud of it.

You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

I'm talking about sympathy lactating with men. We've got this email. I'm a guy that will go into lactating mode when a woman is pregnant, and I'm around her too long. I'm an uncle of 22 nieces and nephews combined. How does that happen? Well, I don't know. We'll figure it out. I don't know. Is that common? And a great uncle, I don't think it's common I don't know this guy is that common and a great

uncle I don't think it's common and a great uncle of five nieces by my sister's third kid I

kept my distance until after the baby was born it's not a fun experience and no Tyler I never thought

to taste it nor squeeze myself like a woman might think and be fun. Well, that sounds still something fun.

It hurt more or less for my body to go through that.

And Nick, I don't know why I have that type of plumbing and I'm not a hermaphrodite like

Big P.

He's including everybody here.

Though my nipples did increase in size a little bit, maybe even doubled.

That's more than a little bit.

After the first time it happened, unlike Uncle Tyler, I didn't like them, rubbed at all.

Man, you've got to try that, dude.

They're sensitive.

Just like Jesus, I'm a carpenter, but aside from forging orgasms with hammer of Thor,

I guess he's trying to make a joke there.

That's a big joke, he says.

But never had a kid of my own, which I, which I did.

Wish I did.

Which I did.

But bitches be crazy where I live.

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