8/19: Man Cures Rare Chronic Alcohol Condition With Poop Transplant

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🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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On today's episode... What the Fuck Wednesday listener submitted stories: - A 47-year-old man with gut fermentation syndrome, also known as auto-brewery syndrome and drunkenness disease, a condition where he turns all carbs and sugars to ethanol and is constantly hammered was cured by a poop transplant from his adult daughters poop bacteria - California has dealt with wild fires, firenados and the hottest recorded temperature in earth's history this month and now fire fighters are dealing with an angry bull that's been charging them as they try to contain a wildfire on a hill - Big Bill Stevenson a club owner in Delaware says he was cucked by Joe Biden and was married to Jill Biden first when Joe took her from him 50 years ago when they both worked on his first senate campaign. He's writing a tell all book about it but says he totally doesn't have any hard feelings - Apparently horny high school pranksters have been streaming porn in their virtual classes and according to a post made on the police departments facebook quote “We’re 24 hours in, and I’m over it.” The post went on to say “Students: If you stream pornography in an online class, myself and the Henry County GA Sheriff’s Office will find you and charge you with life-altering charges. Several other insane stories and some of the best voice mails we've received to date. Brought to you by Caliper CBD. Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR HERE. You can try Caliper CBD risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t love it they’ll give you a full refund! Also brought to you by PredictIt where you can gamble on news & politics. Sign up using our unique url and we will match your first $20 deposit. Sign up. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hard-factor/support

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