799. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a recent Daily Mail post about our Jake Tapper episode last month, is it gay to tell your homie goodnight? Kevin Morby's breakfast sandwich, Caesar Salad Propaganda, the world is discovering Adrien Brody's fine art, sculptor Brad Pitt, a dissection of Chris Martin's scoop-neck tops, if Russel Brand is Wario, then who is his Mario? Skims pierced nipple bra, Kris Jenner's new face, Tom Cruise actually does all his own stunts, and we're bullish on pedal steel. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com.
0:04.0	Booking.
0:05.3	Yeah, Chris, whether you are booking for yourself, your podcast partner, some people like a little
0:11.9	fresh air when they wake up in the morning.
0:14.2	They like to crack a window or sometimes if they're really feeling lucky.
0:17.8	They want to go out into that balcony, have your morning cup of Joe,
0:21.6	read the paper, read your iPad. But for me, Chris, it's when I go home at the end of the night
0:27.5	and I need to have a by myself meeting take off and go to Mars. And I don't want to say exactly
0:33.1	what's going on on there, but it's loud. I use the balcony when I travel to kind of get some fresh air, some vitamin D.
0:40.6	You know, you like to get sun first thing in the morning to set the tone for the day.
0:44.7	All of your chakras, even the ones we can't show on television.
0:49.2	The hidden ones, but you're saying you use yours to blast off and go to Mars before you go to bed.
0:54.0	And I think that both of these are valid uses for a balcony.
0:56.8	And I think that this is something great for booking.com to offer.
1:01.7	Yeah, Chris, because sometimes when you go to the hotel and you get into your hotel and you open the door and you cross your fingers, maybe I have a balcony.
1:09.0	Maybe I don't.
1:09.5	Sometimes you do.
1:10.2	Sometimes you don't.
1:10.8	Booking.com, you click a box and say,
1:13.8	booking dot balcony is non-negotiable.
1:17.6	So every time you open that hotel room door,
1:20.0	you already know the balcony's there before the plane even takes off.
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