798. - Jonathan Parks-Ramage

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Jonathan Parks-Ramage is a writer from Los Angeles. His critically acclaimed debut novel YES, DADDY (HarperCollins) was named one of the best queer books of 2021. His second novel, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD (Bloomsbury), is out June 3rd. We chat about Diddy's applesauce burger, Kid Cudi aura farming at the courthouse, Jony Ive's potential wearables, which necklaces to wear as a top, being shirtless at events, straight guy bodies, hot Ojai murder cults, Ryan Murphy's The Shards, another cuppa Skarsgård tea, ideal natural disasters, never flirt with an actor, threesome drama, sexual mazes, the P-Town "Dick Dock, " where to have sex in Paris, famous white women, Joshua Tree not for me, and how far he'll travel for p*ssy. instagram.com/jprampage twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How long gone.
0:19.1	It's your friend Chris Black coming to you from New York City. I'm joined by my co-host, Them Jeans. What's good?
0:26.6	I'm good. I'm good. Just finished a little workout. Got a little creatine running through my veins, drinking a nice peanut butter, blueberry smoothie right now
0:38.3	that I feel like would really be up your alley
0:40.1	Chris just a Cali lifestyle I saw this photo of
0:43.1	Machine Gun Kelly walking out of
0:45.5	Airworn with a slice of pizza and some sushi
0:48.0	and a green drink and I was like
0:49.4	of course of course if I can if there's no
0:51.5	there's nothing more tempting to get Chris to come to L.A.
0:54.7	Than that photo is what I thought like 10 minutes ago.
0:57.6	Like you could have a job offer.
0:59.4	You could be the Emmys, the green, you know, whatever it is.
1:02.0	Just the, just the idea that it's a 83 degree day.
1:07.0	And you could go walk to Arawan, grab some dope-ass sushi, slice of raw pizza, and just cruise for the rest of the day.
1:15.5	That sounds good, doesn't it?
1:16.6	It does sound good.
1:17.5	I mean, you know how I feel about mixing smoothies with food, but the rest of it, who knows, the smoothie could have been for his...
1:23.1	It could have been a green, could have been a green juice.
1:25.4	Juice.
1:25.8	Could have been an elixir.
1:26.9	Mixing elixir with food is also great.
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