#792 - Ari Shaffir

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir, comedian and host of the, "Skeptic Tank" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE via Zoom. Check out Ari's new youtube channel SkepticTankPod.

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0:00.0	The protesters are down the corner as we motherfucking speak.
0:04.8	It's Wednesday, the third of June.
0:07.4	Get your shit together.
0:09.4	The church, what's happened now is brought to you by blue.
0:13.2	True. Listen, guys, remember when you fucking woke up with a dick that could
0:18.3	fucking you could hit somebody in the head with these fucking cops.
0:21.5	You should use cops to batons.
0:23.4	You remember when you dick was a fucking baton.
0:26.1	The good old days when you could fucking wake up with dick and you're like,
0:29.8	10 fucking hard on today.
0:31.6	But as you get older, you would start to get a little weak.
0:36.6	Okay.
0:37.4	Uncle Joe has got the fix.
0:39.0	You ready for this one?
0:40.2	Blue Choo.
0:41.2	It's the first chewable dick pill, which means it works fast.
0:45.6	Blue Choo has the same FDA approved actor and your audience as Viagra and
0:50.2	Sialis.
0:51.2	This isn't horny goat weed.
0:52.6	You get some fucking some dude with an ACBC shirt on and some fucking liquor store.
0:58.3	This is science.
1:00.5	So do me a favor.
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