#791 - Joey Diaz on protests and THC emergencies

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Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz discusses the recent protests and tells a story of one of the worst THC emergencies he's had in a long time.

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0:00.0	Who knows what the fuck is gonna happen?
0:03.4	Greetings from podcastville the church what's happening now
0:07.8	Monday June 1st to rent this doom of the fuckers, and you know who's got the rent looters
0:15.6	The churches brought to you by and welcoming keeps let me talk to you people
0:21.4	You ever see these fucking guys is 2020 and they're walking around with a fucking way gone
0:27.5	You ever see these guys or then you got the guys that look leave their hair long and cut their hair all of a sudden
0:33.5	Then they're missing an action they make up a story
0:36.3	I got about getting mugged and they come back looking like the me beetles with a whole new head of hair
0:41.6	You ever see these fucking guys you ain't fool nobody
0:44.3	You're not fool nobody so stop in fact you do fool when I say to do with awake
0:49.2	I say a prayer for you because you don't have much left and he day now some is gonna shoot you in that it's
0:54.0	2020 you got a fucking rug a raccoon on your fucking head get it together face the facts two other three guys will lose their hair
1:02.1	By the age of 35. I know a lot of people who are balding and I don't like I don't mind looking at a smooth head
1:09.6	But let me tell you something guys if I see a you a two-pay coming towards me
1:14.7	I'm walking the other way. That's just the type of person I am
1:17.6	We all know what's going on underneath that fucking little George Jetson head dude
1:22.2	You're not fooling anybody with that rug your hair is thinning and it's at the end of the fucking world
1:27.0	The best thing you can do is get ahead of it. I'm 57 years old
1:30.8	You know I'm saying that I'm part of the fucking time from the future and I'm telling you to do something
1:35.4	Hang on and prevent or what you have
1:38.3	What hair loss you have with keeps get treated online by a real doctor
1:44.2	FDA approved medication over
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