791xt AITA for telling my GF listening to audiobooks isn't reading? (ft. Cat)
AITApod (Am I The A**hole Podcast)
Danny Vega
3.9 • 862 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
(0:00) - Banter
(6:21) - AITA for lying to my husband that I'm selling baby items not breast milk?
(20:06) - AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop knitting so much?
(35:20) - AITA for telling my GF listening to audiobooks isn't reading?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA Pod. I'm Danny Vega, joined by a very special guest today, |
| 0:11.2 | a extremely long-time listener, maybe even a previous hater, you know, she's just, she's the best folks. |
| 0:17.9 | We welcome Kat from Long Island to the program. Hi. Hi, thanks for having me. I was not a hater. I had criticisms, okay? It was so great because, you know, my memory is a little fuzzy, but I was doing the show. I was doing a stand-up show in Tampa, which I feel like Tampa is so bad. People from Florida make fun of it, which is, that's woe. And you and your husband, Joey, is that right? |
| 0:43.2 | That's it. |
| 0:43.5 | That's it. |
| 0:43.7 | So, you drove out some five hours to see me do stand up. |
| 0:48.2 | We did. |
| 0:48.6 | And that is when I learned that you told me, you were like, you actually do know who I am because I wrote you an angry letter about pugs. And I was like, imagine. |
| 0:57.8 | Okay. Angry, I think, is an overstatement. I was a little frustrated about the pugs. And I reviewed my own email earlier today. And I was like, maybe you shouldn't have sent that. That maybe wasn't your best move. |
| 1:12.3 | Well, it's so good to hear because I feel like in the wake of that letter, you know, |
| 1:16.9 | I hope I made you feel a little heard. |
| 1:19.1 | But my recollection is that I had referenced one of my favorite onion headlines of all time, |
| 1:24.0 | which is dealers recall 2017 pugs, which is sort of a reference to the fact that these |
| 1:30.7 | toy breeds are like super overbred. And like our pug basically had a system failure and his |
| 1:36.8 | leg stopped working. But it was like, it wasn't like he had a disease or a condition. He was |
| 1:41.3 | just like bred, extremely overbred. But whatever I said intub, that you can just replace a dog, which is not what I feel. You said, just get a new one. Just get a new one. I said, hey, can't just replace a puppy. |
| 1:53.6 | No. No. They're a little person. They're a little guy. They're a little guy. Well, I'm so happy we got past that. We not only got past it because you showed up in Tampa with my own personal pet, who I was telling you, I do have a, it's technically a goose, which is a pain point. Maxwell. He has the form of a goose, but I identify him as a duck. And he sits on my couch. And so people will cuddle with Maxwell and stuff when we have movie night but duckie Vega is a hand knit duck Danny fair no he's crocheted |
| 2:24.2 | crocheted of course I'm sorry how insolent important distinction of course of course but you did |
| 2:29.4 | it yourself I did it's incredible it's incredible and he's adorable and he son. I'm so glad. I'm glad you love your yarn child. Thanks so much for coming to Tampa to visit me and to see me do stand up. And then your dear husband said, I don't know if it was a Christmas gift. I forgot how he framed it. But he was like, you know, he explained everything. It was so cute. I was like, I remember you. I remember. You don't need to explain it. So he wanted me to have you on the show, I guess, as a Christmas gift. And whatever it is, shout out to him. He's awesome. And here you are. Here I am. Yeah, he said he would be husband of the year if it was a birthday gift. I'm going to be 31. Oh, my God. |
| 3:07.8 | Welcome, honey. |
| 3:08.7 | Welcome to the 30s, babe. You're in. Everything hurts. I can't sleep on my side. It makes my hips hurt. It's all just, you know, I'm getting canceled on Reddit now for bringing my pillow to girls places and my blankies. But we'll go into that in a different episode. Let's talk about you had a baby eight months old now. |
| 3:26.5 | Yeah. |
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