79: We Can't Have Waffles Without Rachel Telling Us the Same Story [Hawaii Bonus Episode]
The Start Today Podcast
Rachel Hollis
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the morning show that no one knows I know one is talking about I said no one is talking about |
| 0:09.5 | But if they did they'd probably say it's the best way to start today with rage and gave |
| 0:16.6 | I'm a monster look at me. Hello. Good morning. He sure is a new ring. Oh, he went fancy though. We're off the market. He got a dark ring. |
| 0:29.3 | I got a dark ring. It's the kind that's like I'm married. He's married. You can't have him. |
| 0:35.2 | Look at this ring. I mean come on. It is very cool. If you didn't see or hear about this early. Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it. |
| 0:43.4 | I'm gonna start squeezing you now so you can get angry about it in like 15 minutes. |
| 0:47.8 | He lost his ring in the ocean. He was surfing or trying to serve. I didn't lose my ring. The ocean stole my ring. |
| 0:55.8 | The ocean stole my ring and here's the thing that I was thinking about because the way it was stolen I was holding on to |
| 1:02.7 | leash that I was. Yep and the which weighs 900. |
| 1:08.2 | It's very heavy. Blue out from underneath me and I thinking that I was smart about surfing that I've never ever done |
| 1:14.7 | my entire life grab the leash to try and keep it from pulling on my leg which is crazy. What I actually realized was |
| 1:22.9 | I lost a ring and I could have very easily lost a finger. |
| 1:27.9 | So when I said yesterday that you lost your ring I was shocked at the amount of people who told stories about their |
| 1:34.1 | husband, their dad who also lost his ring and it's gotta be because most of the time women's rings are nicer and so we're like afraid of |
| 1:44.8 | so we're conscious. I was so careful with these guys. Here's the thing. I had my old ring. The other one that one that |
| 1:51.3 | used to be a part of my life and now is a part of the sea. It's part of the sea. I had that ring. What do we've |
| 1:56.4 | been married almost 15 and a half years now? So for 15 and a half years I wore it 15.49 years. Like I wore that |
| 2:06.7 | thing all but maybe 24 hours of my entire 15 and a half years of being married to you. Some people have |
| 2:13.2 | like the silicone rings that they wear for working out or playing sports or whatever. Maybe you consider you've |
| 2:19.7 | never seen this silicone. Yes you have. Yes you have. The rubber rings so that you know, I would never |
| 2:26.2 | cares. I thought about it when we so into the gym in Austin. I thought about it because I don't wear rings to |
| 2:32.8 | the gym because you know you're doing weights or whatever and where the gentleman trying to come towards you. |
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