Here's an impression of me at a sported event during a pandemic trying to wear a mask while a worker sasses me.

Let's go team! Let's go team!

Excuse me so, thanks for the masks over the nose. Thank you.

Oh, yep, got it. All right. Good to go. The mask is back on. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

If we see you with your mask on, you're entered in a giveaway to win a free bucket of beers.

Okay, what, why is the reward for my mask on, something I can only enjoy with my mask off?

What, you want a mask on or mask off?

Mask on or mask off?

It's good for you.

Sir, I don't make the rules.

It's simple, you just keep the mask on and you can take it off to eat or drink, which

you can do the whole time if you want it so you're right you're okay you're right it's not you know give me a high five man yeah

and you touched me that's it that was a that was a test and you fail so you can touch me

just let me watch the game I don't know vibes are up logic is down it's okay I just don't do you want do you want my mask on or off i went

to uh the big 12 basketball tournament over the weekend great time saw some great folks there

great fans i was on tv got a few dms not to brag i've been on tv before ell five years ago, one of my vines,

and then on ESPN Plus or something.

And I, here's my thing.

So we had a big ordeal, right?

Because they say, you guys were social distancing,

masks on, which I understand and agree with, and that's fine.

But then they're like, but also we're going to really pump the beer in you,

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