Thank you for flying on our airlines today. Please wear your masks for the duration of the flight.

Until we give you all drinks at the same time and everyone takes them off the same time.

We're supposed to maintain social distance. That's why we've packed you in here like sardines. Thank you.

Sir, you are sitting in the emergency exit row. I need a verbal yes that you are willing and able to help others in a case of emergency? Yes. But the real answer is, absolutely not if this goes down and we're still now living.

You think I'm going to help this guy who's been breathing on me off-flight?

No.

Thank you so much.

Now I will begin running through the seatbelt crap that no one listens to because if this goes down,

we're definitely dying.

So make sure you... Hey, airplanes! If we're definitely dying. So make sure you...

Hey, airplanes, if we're going down...

I'm not helping this guy, crazy guy, am I right?

Or this woman who keeps sneezing to my left?

I love... I've a lot of flights lately,

you know, grateful to get back

out it, but the, why do they got to, no one's listening to these rundowns, right? Or they say,

if you're in the emergency exit, please take a moment to familiarize yourself. If we go down and we

live, I don't know how to open the door. Okay. If by miracle, I figure it out. You think I'm going to do like after you? I don't get a thank you

half the time. I just open the door to like a coffee shop for somebody. I think I'm going to do it to a,

to a, on a Boeing in the Atlantic. I'm out of there, man. So I've been doing a lot of flying.

I love just wear a masts whole flight, which is, you know, I'm not an anti-masker, okay.

But I'm on flights, which is wear the masts all the time, and then they give us food and drink.

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