Hello and welcome to Dear Hagen John.

I was a very spooky beginning, although I guess we do live in spooky times, or as I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast.

Not anymore. Guys, this podcast will never be funny again.

There's no longer a comedy podcast. Our mistake, we should never have created a comedy podcast in the first place.

This is a drama podcast about death.

It's a dromity in which John and I will answer your questions, give you a deep advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

How you doing John?

Great, how are you Hank? I could hardly imagine a way in which I could be better. How about you?

Oh man, I'll tell you what. You know what's nice is to look into the face of a smiling child. Let's just think about that.

Oh god, puppies are great.

Oh man, I have a, I've had a, I've had a, I've had a really pretty intense stomach ache for going on two weeks now, more or less without pause.

I'm not loving,

you know what I'm finding it hard to do, Hank is like be entertaining.

Like I do the urge to be entertaining is not really inside of me right now.

So yeah, this is this is what you're going to get folks.

Right, well, like God, tell me something that you like, tofu patai.

You know what I really like lately is the music of snow, the product. Do you listen to the Hamilton mixtape?

No, no, I got it. I got it like, fast up here and just like 100% admit that I've listened to like two Hamilton songs that I've listened to a lot.

Oh my god, you've got to listen to the Hamilton mixtape, Hank. It's awesome.

I haven't even, I haven't even listened to the whole Hamilton soundtrack, John. Oh, come on.

I know, I know I'm a bad, bad user of popular culture. I also haven't listened to Neil Cesariga's new mouth mood smash up album, which I feel like I'm missing out on tremendously.

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