The The Oh, So welcome to another edition of the thought police slightly later than advertised this week because you know in these

difficult times as we always say you know you can never guarantee that people are going to be around at the same time every

single week I'm Mike Graham Matt Kelly is with us as well Matt very good afternoon to you.

Hello mate, how you doing?

Yeah, not bad at all.

How's life up in the wilds of Norwich?

It's very pleasant, always,

it's always lovely in Norfolk,

and I'm just looking at the beautifully fat pheasant ambling across the lawn.

Nice.

I think you would have been shot by now under any other circumstances.

The grouse and the pheasants are all having a

reprieve from the lead bullets winging their way.

Yeah, do you know when I first moved into the house in Sussex that we've been in now for a few years,

they used to do a shoot there and on the farm, like every two weeks, and all these characters would turn up in a

sort of land rows with dogs and things. And the first thing that happened

was this guy's Labrador came charging through into the back garden for the house that we had and

sort of ran around in circles for a bit and then did a

massive dump on the lawn and the guy the guy didn't didn't even think to come and

clear it up. Really? Yeah I said I went up to him later because I was walking past him. I said, by the way, you know, I don't mind your dog running onto the property. I said, but if he's going to do what he just did, I'd really prefer it if you cleaned it up rather than me. I didn't have a dog I don't think of that point.

I was like, you know, I don't really like clearing up. It's like other people's babies nappies, you know, you don't really want to do it.

But they also used to...

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