Hello, I'm Chanel aka Coco from Great Neck Long Island and also has seen his princesses

Long Island.

Summer is here, summer's finally here, schools out, warm weather, it just puts you in a good

mood to go sit out at your parents' pool.

And if you're lucky you can sit with your best friend Erica who was like the most popular

girl in all of Great Neck, I'm talking about the most popular girl in all the North Shore.

You go to the Seven Seas Diner off Northern Boulevard and everyone's like oh my god there's

Erica.

Anyway, it's like when you get an unexpected gift like Erica showing up at your house, you

feel great and nothing is better than a surprise.

So it makes someone you love feel great by surprising them with either man of chevets or

even better, berries from Shari's berries.

You guys, these berries, these berries are totally kosher and if they're not just light

of your friend and if she goes to hell because you lied to her, that's not your problem

because your dad was the one who told you to lie in the first place.

So just light of her, give her the berries, even if she ends up in hell, she's gonna end

up in hell with delicious berry juice covered in dripping chocolate going down her throat.

So send giant dip strawberries from Shari's berries for only 1999, that's a 40% savings.

I don't need discounts because I'm rich and I'm in love with my father who's very hairy

and has a very good job.

So I'm never leaving him so I could pay the full price but for you people with couches

on your porch, you might want to you might want to call because there's a 40% savings.

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