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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

#78 DE-FUND AIRLINES

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

A Nightmare Trip Back to Canada, Olympics Drama Right and Left, Da Baby is getting yelled at, The Boys Hit the Horsetracks, and CNN is writing tigerbeat style articles about Trump. SUPPORT THE SPONSOR AT: http://fitbod.me/boyscast Extra Episode as always at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And you can tell our friends and then you'd have my things when we're dead

0:10.8

Boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys

0:13.2

Bully back from Canada. Fuck yeah air Canada could not keep me away from the boys cars

0:19.0

Yeah, Danny's drive Danny's slid in like Indiana Jones after a week and a just getting polluted

0:26.6

Just getting tuned fucking just fill in the body up with filthy. Yeah, that was a that was a fun little

0:34.5

Rep that the so me and Danny went back to Canada and the airport was one of that was the one of the worst

0:42.1

Experiences that I've ever had in my entire life. Yeah, and then Danny on the way back

0:46.9

Well, dude, so it's like the funny thing is so just to fill people in so you land in Pearson Airport right now

0:52.1

This is the thing you go through your customs. They make you show them your negative test even though you showed them a different the negative test like

0:58.9

Headifies or John Fizer with a dildo in your ass personally then pulls it out makes you taste it

1:04.6

It goes and goes you like the taste of that. Yeah, that's the taste of socialism and then go to customs

1:10.9

They let you in then you have to go they like heard you like cattle essentially make you do all this stuff get a

1:17.3

COVID test they let you go and then anyway, so then I go to leave yesterday to come back to the freest nation on earth America and

1:25.0

As I literally I'm handing like the fucking border guard or whatever the US border guard

1:29.8

He's like literally typing my shit in right and he goes. I need your your

1:34.8

Boarding password ever so I pull out my phone and tax it says your your fly spin can't so I go they fly some can't so he goes

1:40.4

Oh, okay. Well, uh, he's like I can't I can't process you if you don't have a flight

1:44.8

Not so he goes he goes I got to and that's the whole thing because they say you're in America at that point like when I'm at that guys

1:50.5

Booth he's like for all intents and purposes. This is fucking America brother. No, literally he goes

1:54.6

I'm in America. He's okay. He goes. I got to take you back to Canada. I go

1:58.5

Like literally says it goes. I got to take you back to Canada

2:01.7

Okay, so then I go to like the gate lady and she was trying to get me on your flight

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