77: We Broke Up

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice* Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We’re getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia’s break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's mouth...excuse me, Sloots mouth. Aside from the big news and juicy details you all have been dying for, Sofia also has a RIDICULOUS story about encountering ANOTHER ex in a way that would only happen to her...No seriously, if this situation didn't prove that we're living in a simulation, we don't know what will. Elon Musk, knock it the fuck off. Sofia also tells us about how she flew in Mother Sloot (because what else are you supposed to do when you're going through a breakup?), and not only did her mom come immediately - but also proceeded to kick her while she was down....Lola, you're a real one for that because sometimes you just NEED to hear it. Finally, Sofia tells us why in gods name was she dressed up as a stripper in front of "Rudy Giuliani". Whew, that was a mouthful and what a life Sofia lives...good thing we get to listen for pure entertainment! Listen with open arms, ears, and mouths Sloots - this one is a doozy. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Osea: http://www.oseamalibu.com use promo code SOFIA for 10% off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody.
0:09.6	Hi guys.
0:11.3	Welcome to Sofia with an F. It's just me and you this week.
0:15.5	You're most favorite depressed bitch of all time.
0:20.1	Except if you were looking at me right now, like I don't really look depressed.
0:23.2	I actually look really fucking cute because I'm wearing my I have options merch, which
0:28.2	the irony by the way is like not fucking lost on me.
0:31.8	The fact that that collection dropped right before a breakup is kind of wild and that was
0:38.6	not fucking planned.
0:40.3	Also, I'm recording from WTF Media Studios.
0:44.7	So Ho New York, there's another reason why I don't look like absolute trash.
0:48.8	If you guys are ever in New York and need to record, this is a studio you need to record
0:53.1	from.
0:54.1	Just trust me.
0:55.5	So guys, I am a little bit of a mess.
1:00.4	My mom just left for the airport like 20 minutes before this recording and I want to start
1:07.4	crying.
1:08.4	Does anyone else feel that way?
1:10.2	Like, every single time my mom comes to visit me and then she leaves.
1:15.8	It's like I'm getting dropped off at college for the first time all over again.
1:19.6	I don't know what the fuck it is.
1:21.8	But before we dive into the episode, I need to have a very stern talking with myself.
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