78: Are You Being Pocketed?

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME… Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that’s what Sloot University is for. Heading into this holiday weekend Sofia is doing A LOT. In light of her going on yet another tropical vacation (because her life is so hard), she vents about her gripes with the OVERLY organized community, specifically the ones on TikTok. You know the ones who are fully packed 3 days in advance for their trip with every moment of their itinerary planned out before they even arrive at the airport? Those people. Naturally, because she’s making fun of a group of people, it’s only right she made fun of herself. Sofia decided to find some of the best negative reviews about herself and read them for you all to enjoy. Staying humble is key! Finally, Sofia gives us the lowdown on EVERYTHING that went down during the recent Nelk Boys prank featuring Sofia (and the Sloot Media team). If you haven’t seen it yet, RUN don’t walk to Youtube. It’s some real wedding crasher shit people. Sloots, sit back and relax - because there’s nothing more relaxing than listening to someone whose life is more of a train wreck than yours. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md for a discounted price FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey party people! Welcome to the show. My name is so few with enough. That was obnoxious as fuck.
0:14.6	Guys, I have a flight tomorrow and I'm just already gearing myself up for an all-neighater because I
0:21.6	still have a list of 78 things that need to get done before I go. But actually sometimes I like it
0:29.2	that way. So I stand a chance at sleeping on the airplane because I fucking hate flying. It's like,
0:36.0	I don't want to sit in this tube in the sky for 20 hours. You guys, my flight is 18 something hours
0:46.3	that I'm about to get on. Okay, so I'm going to be fucking bored as fuck. I will absolutely be joining
0:53.2	the mile high club. This trip is for pleasure. It's not for work, but I have already started drinking
1:01.5	because I'm so fucking stressed. And honestly, I think the all-nighter situation that I pull once a
1:12.4	week, it's starting to just wear and tear on me and I do not suggest anyone do it or get in the
1:19.9	habit of that. However, for all my insomniacs out there, I just want you to know because it can be
1:26.3	a little bit of a lonely feeling. Just know that I am awake right there with you, baby doll. Okay.
1:33.5	Guys, I am recording from WTF Media Studios in Soho, New York. You know why? Because I care.
1:43.6	Okay, there are some days I'm not going to lie. I do just want to record for my bed like today.
1:49.2	For example, absolutely. But you guys need professionalism. I understand that and I'm going to give it to
1:57.6	you. Despite what people might say, I am going to give you that. So before we get into this week's
2:05.3	episode, I do want to be serious for a moment here. And I want to send my love and condolences to
2:15.0	everyone affected by the horrific event that occurred this past Tuesday at Rob Elementary School in
2:23.6	Uvalde, Texas. I mean, there are just no words. I got so emotional when I read about this and my
2:35.3	heart truly breaks for the children, teachers and their families. There are not enough prayers
2:44.2	or bullshit, active school shooter drills in the fucking world to fix these tragedies.
2:53.3	There needs to be a change immediately because no child, no human being deserves to die because
3:02.5	of a lunatic who has access to a military grade weapon. Okay. At 18 years old, you can buy an
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