77: The Blessed Voltrons (The Lives of St. Catherine and St. Barbara)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Advent continues apace, Theophiloi, and we're celebrating with two of the most famous and popular lady saints, St. Barbara and St. Catherine! Babs and Cathy are here to visit total ruination upon the devil (who, sadly, does not actually appear in these stories) using explosions of various sizes. I'm not gonna lie, it gets a little grim, but c'mon. You know how most saints became saints by now, right?

Topics of discussion: Quibbling with Martinmas, Advent Saint Tradition Power Rankings, the Tetrarchy, the long tradition of Catha Fabula, the disappointment of Porphyrius, briefly listing the cast of Hades (2020), the benefits of doing things with incontinence, horrible things described like Looney Tunes.

Hymnal: "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)" by Limp Bizkit, "Hey Ya" by the Jakob Singers (https://www.youtube.com/user/jakobsingers/featured)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/user/apocrypals

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Apocrapalz on the Greenlit Podcast Network.
0:03.9	Check out all of our shows at greenlitpodcast.com.
0:08.0	Catherine comes from Catha, which means total, and ruina, ruin.
0:13.0	Hence, total ruin.
0:15.6	The devil's building was totally demolished in St. Catherine.
0:20.6	Jacobus de Veraginni, the golden legend, the life of St. Catherine. Jacobus de Veragny, the golden legend,
0:23.3	the life of St. Catherine.
0:24.9	Go to your hand.
0:26.5	Moving now, move out.
0:28.0	Hands up my hands down.
0:29.2	Back up.
0:30.1	Tell me what you're going to do now.
0:31.7	Breathing now, freeze out.
0:33.0	Hands up my hands down.
0:34.2	Back up.
0:34.9	Back up.
0:34.9	Back up.
0:35.6	Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling,
0:38.8	and rolling, rolling,
0:41.0	keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:44.1	Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
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