77: LDS Missionary Experience I

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2010

⏱️ 109 minutes

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The first part of our interview with ex-Mormon brothers Chris and Mike about their missionary experiences. We start with early church indoctrination and continue through patriarchal blessings, priesthood ordinations, sending the papers in, getting the call, MTC training, and early field experiences.

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0:00.0	I hope they call me on a mission when I have grown a foot or two. I hope but then I will be ready to teach and
0:20.0	preach and book as missionaries do.
0:28.0	Hello and welcome again to Irili Giaosophy,
0:30.4	the One True Podcast, where we will show you how much we love you when we've grown
0:35.9	a foot or two. Yeah I've been hoping they send me on a mission since January of
0:40.7	2009. Well I'm just wondering what pill I need to grow a foot or two.
0:45.0	I want to high my way to Kolob.
0:48.0	Is there a Hymenin Kolob because it sounds very similar?
0:54.0	So we've got a great episode for you. The Mormon brothers are back.
0:58.0	Ex-Morman brothers, were we supposed to make noises at this point?
1:02.0	Well, Leighton usually jumps in and comments on that.
1:05.0	I was waiting for them to say something stupid like they normally do.
1:09.0	You'll give it time.
1:11.0	We've got to warm up a little. The former Mormon brothers are back.
1:15.0	They got the K Y jelly out now they're ready to go.
1:19.0	Fresh from our temple episode.
1:21.0	They've anointed themselves with with oily oil and are going to
1:24.4	come back and discuss their experiences on a mission. I wonder if you can bless KY
1:29.3	jelly and use it as oil for blessings. What's do you think they're lubricating your inner thigh with?
1:38.0	Well, I don't know.
1:41.0	What's the oil strippers use?
1:43.0	Baby oil.
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