769 - Meet the Browns
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2024
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Andres and Lyanne are friends of the show. Truly. In fact, they are some of the first "Miami Friends" that Andrea and I met through our friendship with Tom and Crystal. They are precious to me. Seriously. As I get older, the laughs I get with them become more and more precious, and when it's just me here at the studio, posting the show, I get a little sentimental. Everything is just happening so FAST! Hahaha... Thanks to those who caught the stream live, and we'll see you back here on Monday! - d
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- Greetings and casual talk in "Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" intro
- Friends from Miami visiting for a concert
- Discussing odd names and their pronunciations
- Promoting Tom and Dan Cruise 2024, confusion over similar domains
- Reflecting on past with "the Browns" and "Heroin Alley" adventures
- Their impact on Tom's radio career and DVD sales at events
- Tom's legal wedding at Predators game, oddity, Corey Feldman signing license
- Family's reaction to marriage joke, parents unknowingly funded real wedding
- Humorous job at Orange County, minimal duties
- Simple job role, pressing a button to balance property ledgers
- Minimal oversight in casual work environment, inefficiencies in government jobs
- Nostalgia for simpler times with beepers and pagers
- Job security issues, perceived inefficiency in some government roles
- Comparing job scams in Miami to legitimate roles
- Friend honored as Teacher of the Year, fun teaching methods
- Modern teaching challenges, strict vs. lenient parenting, "grandparenting" style
- Skepticism towards homeopathic remedies, humorous old wives' tales
- Health ring technology debate, traditional vs. homeopathic efficacy
- St. Augustine travel, dining favorites, concert ticket challenges
- Avoiding traffic, humorous strategies during jams
- Discussing slang with kids, reflecting on personal relationships
- Casual medical procedure anecdotes, unexpected vomit incident
- Relationship dynamics, maintaining households, quirky DIY home projects
- Childhood memories of riding in trucks, casual safety norms
- Career transition to barbering, importance of pursuing passions
- Community and friend support during career changes, celebrating long-time listener's significant career shift
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by the Bart Merrick team, |
| 0:05.0 | Bart Merrick and Crystal Van, Bart the Realtor.com, if you want to talk to them. |
| 0:09.6 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:10.0 | When you go to the website, both their cell phone numbers are on there. |
| 0:12.8 | And what you're going to get is a ridiculous amount of experience. |
| 0:16.2 | And that's what you need in a realtor instead of using an inexperienced realtor, maybe a family friend or your |
| 0:23.4 | own family. |
| 0:24.2 | They're also real people, you know, that like understand how these type of deals can be |
| 0:30.8 | intimidating and scary and can give you anxiety, especially when you're not getting answers. |
| 0:34.7 | That won't happen with the Bart Merrick team. |
| 0:36.6 | And if you don't have the experience of selling hundreds and hundreds of houses like Bart and Crystal do have, |
| 0:42.5 | then you're doing yourself a disservice using some inexperienced person because you're talking about a gigantic purchase in your life. |
| 0:50.3 | So you could be losing out and pricing your house correct? Time is everything. You can't waste time. Or you could lose out on your dream house because you didn't bid the right amount of money. Or, you know, Bart and Crystal saw something that warned you about like, hey, this may be a problem. And that's where you can get with a crazy amount of experience. Plus, you get two realtors working for you at the same time. So you get awesome customer service and you don't drop the ball. And it was phenomenal when I sold my mother's place. I mean, it's about the easiest thing I've ever done. And just check it out. Yeah, give them a call to talk to you for free about whatever you, any question you have. Call Crystal, call Bart. |
| 1:28.2 | They're awesome people. |
| 1:29.3 | It's Bart the Realtor.com. |
| 1:44.7 | It's live from the injured on the go. It's the Go Just Call Mo Studio. |
| 1:45.8 | It's a blast! |
| 1:48.1 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:55.4 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:39.1 | We hope that you will find our presentation,, joke heavy, and just right, thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. |
| 2:47.4 | It is a Friday free show of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. |
| 2:48.6 | I am Dan. |
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