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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - April 30-May 3

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is the Tom and Dan Cruise 2024 on the beautiful, brand new MSC, seashore.

0:08.4

Yeah, it's a gigantic ship.

0:10.1

A megabote.

0:10.9

So when you come on our cruise, and I want to thank all our sponsors, just callmo.com, a villain, buddocks.org.

0:18.7

We have modern plumbing.

0:20.1

We also got Pyrospot, Sports Subaru, White Claw, and Celery City Craft.

0:25.3

A lot of our partners are coming on the cruise with us.

0:28.3

They're basically all of our partners, when I look at all their logos, it's everything you need to party.

0:32.7

No, I know.

0:34.6

It's like fireworks, toilets, and beer.

0:38.4

That's Tom and Dan.

0:39.4

And if we get into trouble, where's Mo?

0:42.1

Yeah, yeah.

0:43.3

And so when you book the Tom and Dan Cruise, it comes with an unlimited drink package for two.

0:49.2

So like an inside cabin, let's say, starting at $1,000.

0:53.4

So that comes with the unlimited drink package, all you could drink the entire time, and free Wi-Fi. Two devices. Two devices on limited Wi-Fi. Yeah, yeah. So that's a pretty good deal. I know a lot of people have brought their friends. I know some of my friends from Miami are coming up just because it's a really good value. It's about 600 bucks. Yeah, on a super nice cruise ship that has tons going on already. And we do our private parties. We do a live podcast. And again, you can attend, you can not attend. You can come to the private parties that we do. We keep it easy, man. It's September 12th through the 15th, 2024. And Tom's right. We've learned a lot in doing a lot of these. And we know that sometimes all Tom and Dan can be a bit too much. And sometimes all cruise ship can be too much. The perfect amount is you pick and choose the things you want to do. Do them all if you want to. It'll be great. But if you want to back off one night. Back off one night. It's like freestyle cruising, man. We just want you and your friends

1:47.6

to have a good time. And Do them all if you want to. It'll be great. But if you want to back off one night, back off one night.

1:44.7

It's like freestyle cruising, man.

1:46.0

We just want you and your friends to have a good time. And they don't even need to listen. Bring them on so they get the deal and make them listen. Make them brand new listeners. I love meeting new people that were like, hey, Dan, I had no idea you did a podcast, but I'm glad I went on the cruise. That happens all the time.

2:00.0

Also, if you just want to hang out with us in a casual atmosphere,

2:03.9

we're just hanging out there. I'll throw this into. I'll throw this into. If you've ever wanted to be on the show, this is the number one way to be on the show. Because we don't want to do the show on the cruise. We want to hang out with you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we want to get it done as quickly as humanly possible.

2:19.6

So when you see us with those microphones, just walk up and build the show.

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