Sarah, Sarah, some day phrase.

Uh-huh.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.

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I know what you're thinking.

Please, bitch.

Stop singing.

Anyway, welcome to the podcast.

I will exit right stage from the microphone and singing. Welcome to a brand

new episode of the Sarah Fraser show. So much to cover today. It is Tuesday. I like to talk about my

personal life on Tuesday because you guys seem oddly interested in what Schman and I are doing. Of course,

our move to Los Angeles. We have lived here

two months. And like I said, you know, I know people think that Will and Jada are a narcissist,

but I'm just saying, I've moved to L.A. I've gotten COVID. I've had a family member robbed of

$20,000. Will Smith got like slapped in the face. And the daycare, here's an update,

the daycare that we went to that we were interviewing face. And the daycare, here's an update, the daycare that we went to that we

were interviewing at, they, after we left, they basically notified us that they were in fact

closing up shop and selling their house. They had two houses on the lot here in L.A. for

$3.9 million. So I guess I don't know if I'm not sure what I like,

were we like the final straw? Like you guys saw us and you were like, we'd rather sell this house

for an insane amount of money. Although, of course, here, like you can sell your house for $3.9,000,

but like everything else is $3.9 million. So you're not, it's like a wash unless you're moving to like Kansas, you know? And maybe they are good for them. But I just think it's so funny like your first year of moving places how much shit goes down, right? I mean, I don't know. And what is that? Look, don't you, aren't you curious?

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