Greetings from podcastville. It's Monday the 13th of fucking January 2020 and you're still sitting there thinking to myself

What am I gonna do with my life? I'll tell you what the fuck you're gonna do

You know listen to the church or what's happened now the church or what's happening now is brought to you by my book you listen

With 13 days in to the new year and the Patriots are in the soup book and you fucking believe this

Listen the sports season has been quite

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You're fucking months listen you saw what happened yesterday. Did you see what happened yesterday?

Fucking Baltimore Ravens gone the other team gone who the fuck's on the windows super bowl?

You know it you just get to put the bet down but forget about that next week you got fucking

Conor McGregor Cowboys Seroni, but look at that line closely tonight. You got the fucking championship bowl

LSU is gonna kill some fucking body

It's a Clemson I think what the fuck they even got odds on the UFC for next weekend

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You got no time to fucking you know getting any younger and the Mona Lisa is fucking for on the part

One part of aging you don't have to deal with anymore thanks to him and that's hair loss

You're starting a year off you've been called you went to that fucking party and you put your head the little fucking

Dundescap a little closer so nobody see that you're losing your head

You know 66 percent men start losing the head by the age of 35

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