4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2020
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Carlos Alazraqui, is a stand up comedian and actor seen in (among countless other projects) "Reno 911," "Rocko's Modern Life," and as the voice of the Taco Bell Dog, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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0:00.0 | Greetings from podcastville. It's Wednesday the 8th of January a beautiful day to be alive and also |
0:07.3 | Elvis Presley's fucking birthday who the fuck do you think you're dealing with Joey bananas the church is brought to you by |
0:14.6 | Stamps calm listen time is money, baby |
0:17.8 | Stop wasting time going to the post office when you could use stamps calm |
0:22.6 | No more waiting in line at the post office like a momo with stamps calm |
0:27.5 | You could do everything at home and save money my wife and I have been sending out sweatshirts coffee mugs on stamp.com |
0:35.2 | Says Jesus let's Chicago listen. We got a seven-year-old she turns seven today |
0:40.7 | This is the best thing that's happened to my wife because the frees are up and that's it do me a favor |
0:45.3 | All right, give yourself a resolution you can keep stop going to the post office use stamps calm right now |
0:52.5 | They got a special offer for the church family. You ready grab a pen a four-week trial plus postage and a |
0:59.9 | Digital scale then when you're broken to the lab in high school to steal a scale now they're sending for free |
1:06.2 | Anyway, no long-term commitments or contracts. It's easy. You go to stamps calm |
1:11.3 | Click the microphone at the top of the homepage and press in church that stamps calm |
1:17.9 | Press in church and never go to the post office |
1:21.9 | Again, I ain't got nothing against the post office. I just hate waiting on learning like communist |
1:25.8 | Number two the church of what's happened now is sponsored by zip recruiter listen to me |
1:31.5 | There's the time of the year you're looking for a job. You don't know what to do |
1:35.6 | Bop out of pop out of pop if you're an employee employer |
1:39.3 | You're trying to get the best guy out there |
1:41.8 | Okay, cuz you ain't got time listen here |
1:43.9 | You've got so much of a budget to get a guy you want to get the best guy out there |
1:48.3 | And there's a lot of people walking around who can you know play the drums and look through binoculars at the same time |
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