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The Joe Rogan Experience

#751 - Doug Stanhope

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2016

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Doug Stanhope is a stand-up comedian, writer, and TV host, also currently hosting his own podcast, The Doug Stanhope Shotclog Podcast. http://podcasts.joerogan.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I try I won't take them unless I can actually sell it but having to sell it more than once which doesn't happen

0:07.6

Well, you have square space now. I think we're live right we're live all right I like that one because it's real. Like there's no

0:14.6

disputing it's a really good product. Yeah and but Chaley does my website and

0:19.0

uses Square Space so he can actually tell the shit that it does.

0:23.2

Well, Redbans made like no bullshit, like a dozen or more websites

0:28.0

during the time in which it took to do a square space commercial.

0:31.7

He would just slap together a bunch of pictures, call it Ari's

0:34.1

butt hole, and put it up online in like 30 seconds and I'm not bullshitting. It's that easy.

0:39.1

Ari's butt hole. Yeah, we made, what was the one that he made?

0:42.5

Some gay one with Ari?

0:44.5

Do you remember, Jamie?

0:45.5

There was Bert squirt squirtz or something.

0:47.5

Bird squirtz was one of them.

0:48.5

But there was something about Ari's legs or something, something sexual.

0:51.5

Or something sexual. Or she fears like,

0:52.0

because he has feet on the table or something like sex or something sexual? Or something like that, right?

0:55.0

Okay, so what, that does, it's probably not, it doesn't exist anymore.

0:59.0

Maybe some fan picked it up in homage.

1:01.0

But, um, it's fucking, it's a legit sponsor right you can't argue with it's some of them to get sketching yeah

1:08.2

there's a couple I turned down, some luxurious sheets.

1:14.0

Oh God, yeah.

1:15.2

And I have no idea what it was, but I do buy nice sheets

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