How was this six flags the other day?

Hot

Was it water or not water? I guess not water. We went to the water park

But I didn't go in the water part. I was the pack mule for the day

But I was carrying I was carrying the backpack with everyone's like you know

I'd to bring food in but like you know the water bottles that we filled in the park and all the possible bathing suits in towels for the water things

And which is fine like I was willing to be the pack mule

But like I'm too old to be spending seven hours just walking around on hot black asphalt

It wasn't like it was in the 90s, but it wasn't like super hot or super humid

But it doesn't matter. Just wears you down like I was hunting for shade

I was like there's a dumpster. That must be shade on one side of that dumpster

I mean crouching the shade while my kids wait on this you know two-hour line to go on a roller coaster

Now are you a oh no, you're not a roller coaster person because you get motion sick never mind

No roller coasters is I'm not a teacup person teacups are the worst ride in the entire amusement park because

That is repeated motion the puke your brains out right rollercoasters over 90 seconds

Doesn't matter what they can do to you 90 seconds. You're fine. So the shorter

So you do like roller coasters?

I don't like them in general because I feel like I've gone on I've experienced everything

There is to experience on a roller coaster from a thrill perspective and now the risk reward ratios way off because I don't want to go on these rides

Run by teenagers that were the risk of death and what is my reward?

Do have an experience that I've already had before like it's not anything new that is the most John answer I've ever heard

I feel like you need to slide that in the show somehow

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