Spring is here, you know, because everybody on the street is freaking crazy.

I got told off by a lady at Whole Foods yesterday. I got called a crazy F-word today at Starbucks.

A lady's dog bit me and then said she didn't owe me an apology.

And a bus almost ran me over. I think it's because of the heat.

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What?

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And the crazy person who called me a crazy F-word at Starbucks.

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