75: Lazer Babies (The Apocalypse of Peter)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween, DRACULA-philoi, and pre-SCARE to have your sins counted as we descend once more into HELL! Specifically the Hell described in the Apocalypse of Simon "The Rock" Peter, in which everyone's favorite teen apostle describes the many punishments that await sinners of varying quality in the afterlife. Let BOO-nito SCREAM-o and CRYPTS Sims (should've thought of that one for the show) guide you on a harrowing journey full of ironic punishments and laser babies. THRILLER EYES!

Topics of Discussion: The Halloweenicity of the Phantom Zone, Halloween Carols, the spookiest Batman villains, seasonally appropriate video games, #FigContent, the Third Jewish Revolt, apocryphal subtweets, a debate over acceptable obscurity in our references, Curt Connors (The Lizard) (and What He Did), very specific apocalypse imagery, blasphememes, God's intense dislike for Avatar (2009), milksnakes, a Gravitron of Wizards, Teenage Mutant Ninja Angels, karate history, tiny pitchforks.

Hymnal: "Into The Fire" by Dokken , "Thriller" by Jonny Music ( https://www.youtube.com/user/JonnyMusicChannel/featured )

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/user/apocrypals

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Nahum 3:17.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Apocrypal's on the Greenlit Podcast Network.
0:03.3	Check out all of our shows at greenlitpodcast.com.
0:07.2	And I saw the murderers, and them that were consenting to them, cast into a straight place full of evil,
0:12.4	creeping things, and smitten by those beasts, and so turning themselves about in that torment,
0:17.5	and upon them were set worms like clouds of darkness, and the souls of them
0:21.6	that were murdered stood and looked upon the torment of those murderers and said,
0:25.5	O God, righteous is thy judgment.
0:29.6	The apocalypse of Peter, verse 25.
0:32.2	I know it's wrong, but I can't turn away.
0:41.3	The planes drawn here, they're telling me to stay.
0:47.3	Into the fire, I've fallen.
0:56.1	Into the fire.
1:14.1	I'm falling into the fire, but we try not to be jerks about it.
1:16.3	Happy Halloween, everybody.
1:22.7	My name is the late Christopher Sims.
1:26.7	And with me, as always, is the other set of spooky footprints Benito Scaramo.
1:30.0	Ooh.
1:32.4	Happy Halloween, Chris.
1:34.2	Happy Halloween.
1:35.0	Everybody always suggests Chris Sins.
1:37.5	Chris Sins.
1:38.5	But, like, sins aren't always scary.
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