74: Howl of the Ostrich (The Books of Micah and Nahum)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

If you've ever read Bible and thought "hey, this is great but I wish it had dudes just unleashing straight metaphorical fire on workers of iniquity," then allow your humble Sons of Thunder to introduce you to Micah and Nahum. What these two prophets lack in verbosity, they more than make up for in sheer scorching anger. Just wait'll you get to Nahum 3:19, Theophiloi. It's wild.

(Note: There's a stretch in this episode where Chris sounds like he's recording over a CB radio. It gets better after about ten minutes. Apologies, Romans 3:23.)

Topics of discussion: Halloweason begins, an understandable confusion of two saints, The Elder Scrolls V: 5kyrim, some deep cut comics references just in case anyone was starting with this episode and needed a good reason to not continue, yet another reference to the Power Team, new Holy Ghost powers to impress the kids, God's wife, the Raw Bible Verse spreadsheet.

Hymnal "Tramp the Dirt Down" by Elvis Costello, "Lay All Your Love On Me" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/user/apocrypals

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0:00.0	You're listening to Apocrypal's on the Greenlit Podcast Network.
0:03.3	Check out all of our shows at greenlitpodcast.com.
0:07.3	Do not rejoice over me, my enemy.
0:09.5	Though I have fallen, I will stand up.
0:11.7	Though I sit in darkness, the Lord will be my light.
0:15.7	The book of Micah, chapter 7, verse 8.
0:19.4	That's when they finally put you in the ground. I stand on your grip and tram. Great and tramp Thurt down
0:40.3	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocryphal's.
0:46.3	It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but we try not to be jerks about it.
0:51.4	My name is Chris Sims, and with me as always is the other half of your
0:55.1	humble sons of thunder, the other set of footprints. Benito Serrano. Benito, how are you? Doing good,
1:01.5	Chris. Feeling good, man. It's, uh, it's Micklemus. And that means it's Halloween season. It's
1:10.5	Halloween season. It's Halloween.
1:12.0	That's true.
1:13.6	He is riding in on his, on his soggy horse.
1:18.2	That's, uh, sure. Yeah. Why, I feel like, yes, Michael the Archangel.
1:25.6	Why, he actually, you know what, he should fly on on a, he should fly in on a, on a duck.
1:30.6	I'm going, sure.
1:33.2	Yeah.
1:34.3	Why, I feel like yes.
1:36.5	Agreeing with me, but clearly not agreeing with me.
1:39.7	No, I, no, I, I agree.
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