#744 - Tom Segura

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Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2016

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called "Your Mom's House" available on Spotify. His new special "Mostly Stories" debuts on Netflix on January 8, 2016. http://www.tomsegura.com http://podcasts.joerogan.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie, young Jimmy fix this fucking mess we have here.
0:04.2	Electronics fail folks.
0:05.8	They do.
0:06.4	They just do.
0:07.4	Sometimes they just go bad on you.
0:09.6	They just, that's why people like mechanical shit, like cars with a clutch.
0:15.0	And they failed too. They failed too.
0:18.0	They failed too.
0:19.0	He did three boards.
0:20.0	Three boys.
0:21.0	Young Jamie had a fire through a bunch of shit we have laying around.
0:23.7	Luckily, we almost have enough. If you're listening to this, you're like, this is in mono.
0:28.4	It's not even in stereo. Is it there?
0:30.6	It's fine. It's just like mine now, I'm going to sound like shit.
0:33.5	Well, you're in like one ear only.
0:35.0	Yeah, that's why.
0:36.0	That's what I can only get us to one from what I have,
0:38.0	one over here. How do you sound to the regular people?
0:40.0	I'll fix it later, I think it should be just fine fine but for right now it's only going to be left here.
0:44.4	Well if anybody's listening to YouTube on headphones that means you're probably at
0:49.6	work and you're fucking many people listen to
0:56.1	you know how many people listen to podcast while they're working and don't really
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