73: Be Courageous! (The Book of Joshua)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year, Theophiloi! That's right, it's Rosh Hashanah time, and we are 100% Done In 5781™. Also done? Joshua, whose journey to become the second Moses is going to take him down the path of mass murders and detailed land allotments, which is basically what the entire Old Testament is if you really get down to it. Get ready to break down the walls and Be Courageous, because we've got some neck-steppin' to do! It's the podcast that you can still hear, even to this day.

Topics of Discussion: A quarantine update, confusing t-shirts, the Nine Worthies, a time before VeggieTales, Rahab vs Rahab, the Four Most Beautiful Women in the World, JeriShow, the Battle of Ai (Ai Ai Ai), a clutch reference from the HCSB, a joke that made my wife just FURIOUS, Dan's inheritance, the source of the vast majority of modern Christian wall art, politics!

Hymnal "Break The Walls Down (Chris Jericho)" by Jim Johnston, "Run Away With Me" by Sunny Choi (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCppVe5NioL7fAHEflYGeYgA)

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0:00.0	When they had brought the kings to him, Joshua summoned all the men of Israel and said to the military commanders who had accompanied him,
0:06.4	Come here and put your feet on the necks of these kings.
0:09.8	So the commanders came forward and put their feet on their necks.
0:12.9	Joshua said to them, do not be afraid or discouraged.
0:15.7	Be strong and courageous, for the Lord will do this to all the enemies you fight.
0:19.9	The book of Joshua, chapter 10, verses 24 and 25.
0:24.3	You know I got you.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.7	One.
0:28.4	Break the word.
0:29.9	Break down the walls.
0:32.4	For down the back to rock and watch the world.
0:35.7	Baby, you know your truth is And I'm you pleased
0:38.7	Baby, what I got is not from the least
0:42.0	Hello, it's the podcast
0:45.5	Where two nonbelievers read through the Bible
0:46.8	And we try not to be jerks about it
0:48.2	My name is Chris Sims
0:50.6	With me as always is Benito Serino.
0:52.7	We are your sons of thunder
0:53.9	And we thank you for joining us today.
0:56.5	Benito, hang on, everybody.
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