Have you ever, like, been caught, like, with your zipper down, like, and it's been...

I mean, I'm not embarrassed by shit like that.

It's not that embarrassing, I think.

Dude, I don't know why people make it seem like it's such a...

Oh, there's zippers down.

Yeah.

X, Y, Z.

I think it's just because it's just, it sticks out like a sore thumb.

It's just like...

Examine your zipper? Hey, X, Y, Z. I will say it's not as embarrassing as the guy.

He was, I forget his name, but he was the, he used to play pro football, and then he was

like doing like the news for the football game or whatever.

Troy Aikman?

It could have been him where he had the wet spot where he came back from the bathroom

to, like he like didn't

like fully shake it and it had like oh no right there and it was like all over tic-tok everybody

was ripping him that still happens to me and not just a spot it's like down the whole pant leg

what how do you like how do you have that much piss still in your make sure you're finished

in your shaft yeah because i think finished. In your shaft, yeah.

Because I think when you pull it out, like, you know how like your boxes kind of like go under everything?

And it's still like kind of like pinching the urethra.

Yeah.

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