73: She Found Out She's Adopted

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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CORN DOGS! GET YOUR CORNDOGS! Today we’re joined by our favorite rising star, Courtney “Corny” Parchman aka Average Fashion Blogger. We break down Corny's career, future kids, and life lessons. No need for your parents to monitor this episode, in good, friendly, fun here’s to a corky episode 73!

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0:00.0	It's a Saturday.
0:01.0	Yeah, it's Saturday night.
0:02.0	We're, you know, no, we're not here yet.
0:05.0	Hey, Courtney, Corny, do you not know how this shit works?
0:07.0	You're not here yet until after the intro.
0:09.0	God, you're so average.
0:11.0	We're supposed to make this shit look like you came in after the intro.
0:14.0	That's how we, that's how we, that's how we're supposed to say.
0:17.0	That's why that's strike two, all right?
0:19.0	Okay. For you guys listening, if you guys, I mean, yeah, for you guys listening, Matt has bleached
0:25.0	his hair.
0:26.0	Hello, everybody.
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:27.9	Well, I got very nervous about our guests coming on and I was just looking at myself in
0:31.5	the mirror and I'm like, this isn't enough.
0:32.9	This isn't enough.
0:33.6	And so I went to the salon.
0:35.2	And it's still not.
0:37.8	It's still not. It's still not.
0:38.7	It's but like, it looks good, but like just a drastic change like that, it looks like you're going through something.
0:43.8	We're all going through something right now.
0:46.0	We should have all done something with our hair just to make it more like, what is going?
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