74: Cigar Shops in Cuba
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Years from now, we believe someone will wonder if Tim Allen was one of the hosts of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. And that person is Christine Schiefer. Find out what else she thinks Tim Allen was in on this episode of your favorite review reading podcast, this time with less Yelp... since apparently Cuba doesn't have Yelp. But we still think you'll enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels. |
| 0:07.0 | But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business. |
| 0:15.0 | So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill. |
| 0:21.0 | On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back. |
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| 0:53.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 0:57.0 | A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 1:05.0 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast. |
| 1:10.0 | But I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 1:23.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 1:28.0 | It's the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. |
| 1:33.0 | I'm Christine. |
| 1:35.0 | Hi, my name is Alex. Nice to meet you. |
| 1:37.0 | Nice to meet you too. What's up today? |
| 1:40.0 | You know, Jay Chilling. Yeah. |
| 1:43.0 | The theme this week was cigar shops in Cuba. |
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