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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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This is BY FAR the craziest post-show we have ever done. I bring in the boyfriend, and guess what? *SHE RECORDED THE FIGHT THEY HAD* about him not paying bills!!! It is absolutely insane. If you only ever watch one post-show, this one should be it... Watch here: ➡️ https://bit.ly/chpostshow 💸 Download DollarWise today: https://bit.ly/dollarwiseapp 🔥 GamerSupps: tasty, cheap ($0.40/serving)! Save 10% with code CALEB: https://gamersupps.gg/caleb 👉 Checking & Savings: Get up to a $350 bonus with a new Chime® Checking account, and earn up to 3.50% APY on your savings: https://secure.moneymatchup.com/350-bonus ============================= *Sponsors for This Video* ============================= Use Yrefy to refinance your private student loans today at: https://yrefy.com/hammer or call (888) Yrefy-78 ============================= Master Your Money with Caleb Hammer ============================= ⚡️Budget YOUR dream life with my simple courses: ➡️ https://bit.ly/calebhammer ⚡️Check out all of my custom Financial Audit merch: ➡️ https://bit.ly/caleb-merch ============================= *Check Out My Resources* ============================= 👉 Get a $40,000 cash bonus by investing with Webull! https://www.webull.com/k/Caleb 👉 Checking & Savings: Get up to a $350 bonus with a new Chime® Checking account, and earn up to 3.50% APY on your savings: https://secure.moneymatchup.com/350-bonus 👉 Land a high-paying job with no experience or degree: ➡️ https://coursecareers.com/CalebHammer 👉 Get $20 from Acorns for free: ➡️ https://acorns.com/caleb 👉 First 100,000 Fizz sign-ups with code HAMMER10 get $1.0: https://www.joinfizz.com/caleb 👉 Helium Mobile: Use promo code CALEB for a FREE plan ➡️ https://hellohelium.com/ 👉 Protect your online privacy and security for free with Aura: ➡️ https://aura.com/hammer 👉 Get an exclusive HighLevel 30-day trial: https://gohighlevel.com/calebhammer ============================= *Chapters* ============================= 00:00 Intro 10:48 hes in the studio btw 22:04 problem solved! theyll figure it out 30:50 i mean if the shoe fits.. 48:54 yiiikes 01:04:49 funny how that works.. 01:28:42 Budget!! ============================= Want more content? ============================= 🍿Caleb Hammer LIVE: / @calebhammerlive 🍿 Financial Audit Follow-Ups here: / @financialauditfollowups ============================= *Connect with me!* ============================= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@calebhammercomposer X: https://x.com/sircalebhammer IG: https://www.instagram.com/calebhammercomposer/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/calebhammercomposer/ ============================= *Want to be a guest on Financial Audit?* ============================= 👉 We film weekdays in our studio in Austin, Texas (in person only)! To apply, visit: https://calebhammer.com/apply *Some of the links and other products that appear in this video are from companies for which Caleb Hammer will earn an affiliate commission or referral bonus. This is not investment advice. Sponsorship and business inquiries: business@calebhammer.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. I mean, it used to be a sugar baby. And he would fuck you. Yeah. Okay, so kind of like fucking. Okay, keep going. No. Bliss aesthetics for $1,000. What the fuck are you doing? That is actually my deposit for my boob job. I want a boob job. Your down payment on the aesthetics thing is literally done on Karna. Yeah.
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0:45.3	Hi, I'm Stevie. I'm 28. My pronouns are they them. I'm from St. Louis, Missouri, and this
0:50.9	is Financial Audit.
0:53.6	None of us could have guessed from the hair. No. The McDonald's fries. This doesn't give it away? Type of hair. Yeah. Who would have guessed? Yeah, who? I'm obviously just like a regular straight person sitting in front of you. Uh-huh. Okay. Great. So what do you do for... Welcome. Welcome down to Austin. I'm happy to have you.
1:13.6	Austin especially loves the they-them's.
1:16.1	Yes.
1:16.3	So you're extra welcome. And before anyone says anything, I can't wash my hair today. Don't judge how I look. This is a requirement.
1:24.5	I can wash it again tomorrow and I don't own any hats. Okay.
1:30.3	So what do you do for living in St. Louis?
1:31.1	Barista.
1:31.7	No.
1:34.2	I work in telecommunications.
1:35.5	Thank you very much.
1:39.2	Being the assistant that goes and gets coffee?
1:39.7	No.
1:49.3	I actually work directly with internet and phone providers. And I build proposals for our clients to be like, hey, do you want better internet?
1:52.4	Okay, everyone likes better internet. That's good. So sales?
1:58.4	I don't do salesy? No, no, no, no, no, no. My role is not. I am very much like the man behind the curtain.
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