731: What if everyday objects possess secret, ancient consciousness?

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Welcome to 2026, fellow Gregorians! We've missed you. Today we're deeply insulted by Youtube AI's vicious, unprovoked topic suggestions, and we're using them all. Join us for a thought-provoking experiment that definitely doesn't reveal how little the robots think of us.

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0:00.0	Hello? Are we live? We're live. Thank you so much for coming back. It's good to see you.
0:08.7	I thought about you last night. I was looking at some flowers and I thought about your feet.
0:16.6	Dainty, soft, sweet, salty. Thought about you rolling in mud.
0:23.2	Thought about you stuck in mud, struggling to get out.
0:27.2	Help me, please.
0:30.0	Crouched there, the edge of the quicksand pit.
0:35.5	Appreciating your body.
0:42.6	Your eyes so vivid and clear, your voice so real.
0:50.1	And as I watched you sink down into that mud pit, down, down, down, back to the earth.
0:51.8	I cried.
0:59.5	Tears of happiness, tears of joy, I cried from my eyes. I cried. Tears of happiness, tears of joy. I cried for my eyes, cried for my cock.
1:10.9	Weeping and watching as my fluids joined your final resting place. Watched is my cum and tears
1:13.9	bubbled there in the froth
1:16.9	you left behind.
1:19.2	Welcome to the DTFH.
1:21.7	Hope everyone's doing great out there.
1:24.4	I'm doing pretty good.
1:26.2	After that last shitty solo episode
1:28.4	I told Josh we got to do another one
1:30.3	I still have baby brain right now
1:33.0	It's real
1:33.6	Fuzzy and fucked up
	...

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