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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

73. Simon Squibb (the middle aged TikTokker asking everyone if they have a dream)

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8647 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

JOIN THE SCREEN ROT PATREON NOW⁠. Oi, get on this - An extra episode per week. Early access to every episode. Access to the Rotter group chat. Get involved: ⁠⁠patreon.com/thescreenrotpod⁠ The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Simon Squibb. The middle aged TikTokker asking - Do you have a dream? IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior. The boys are kept fit by the best personal trainer in the game Zack Southall (⁠@ZackSouthall1⁠ on Instagram) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the screen rock podcast. The podcast, we discussed the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds. Shout out to everyone who subscribes to us on Apple, on YouTube, on Spotify.

0:32.3

Big shout out to everyone who pays their way over on the Patreon, the Freemasons, they pay $3.99 a month. They get extra episodes of this podcast every single week and priority access to tickets to the amazing live shows that we do. The Illuminati on 599 a month. They're getting all of those perks as well as a free hat that comes in the post. After 28 days, stop fucking mischying me, you can't. Big shout out to Eugene, who runs our Twitter account. He may indeed be the child of Jesus Christ, aka God.

0:58.1

And a big shout out, big wink and a kiss, to the ladies who listen to this podcast,

1:04.1

who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and indeed sexy ladies in the United Kingdom. And I'm here as always with Jake Farrell. What an intro man. Yeah. A lot of people don't understand why we do that. And I have to say... Yeah, me included. Yeah, I forgot. Do you? Do you? I forgot why I do that. Why? Do you remember? No. So that is supposed to be Joe Budden. Oh, yeah. That's how it started. Do you remember, I had a little soundboard. Yes, I remember that. And it's the start of Joe Budden podcast. Joe Bodden? Joe Bodden. I mean, I'll call him Joe Biden sometimes. Pump it up. And at the start of the Joe Biden point he's like yeah

1:44.2

yeah fuck you mm-hmm it's Joel buddard you motherfuckers shout out everyone who listen shout out everyone who doesn't listen shout out the other podcasts trying their best to keep up and wow and a big wink and a kiss to the ladies he doesn't say that doesn't do that No, that's a bit of me, actually.

2:03.0

That's my personality.

2:04.5

That's me. But anyway, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you good. If it's your first time listening, welcome. It's weird. It's wonderful. And we talk about the subject about 40 minutes in. People put timestamps of it on YouTube because they're trying to send us loopy.

2:18.2

Regular listeners, thank you for returning as always.

2:21.6

We are recording a week after the Rotties.

2:25.7

What a show that was, by the way.

2:29.9

So we did a live show at Bush Hall in West London called The Rotties, an award to do where we awarded the winners.

2:42.8

The great and the good of the content industry.

2:44.5

That's it. The best content made in 2012.

2:46.2

Content's most famous night.

2:48.7

I think it was, man.

2:49.9

It was, it's hard.

2:51.4

So basically, we, we had eight cameras. Yeah. You're quite, you're quite fixated on the number of cameras. That's quite stevenage of you, if I may say. Never seen so many in the same room. You kept referencing it. Eight cameras. There's like, there's like 300 people there, but it was like, the cameras, like, This is a six to eight cameras here.

3:08.9

Six to eight.

3:10.2

What blew my mind is that he There's like, there's like 300 people there, but it's like the camera's like, this is a six to eight cameras here.

3:24.4

Six to eight. What blew my mind is that he, the gate, so there's two guys who filmed it and Ed's who films his brilliant. Ed shots on Instagram, he's the man. Ed shots and Instagram, shout out, Ed. But then he was like, I'm going to bring eight cameras. And honestly, you fucking what? I was so impressed. I was so impressed.

3:25.5

I was like, wow. That's a very lovable thing.

3:26.9

I like that about you.

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