Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been brought on our screens and indeed our minds.

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And most importantly, a big wink and a kiss.

To the ladies who listen,

who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the United Kingdom.

And I'm here as always with Jake Farrell.

The snacks in this office are outrageous.

For those of your little peek behind the curtain, how the sausage gets made. They still treat us as kind of like external guests so they just like leave little snacks knocking about for us and we've started also piling into their kitchen like we own the place as well and what they've got the gear they've got in it it's just it's fantastic we record at my agent's office for anyone who is first time listening or whatever.

Yeah.

So they represent music clients as well.

They've basically got a room which is a listening room, which is like if someone's bringing

out an album, they sit in here and listen to it.

Or if two fucking losers want to make a podcast about social media, they can do that as well.

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