72. The Smallest Beetle, OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 2 - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowksi

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Larvae grow up, sniff sniff, and they change! Mutation and abomination is built into the lifespan of the insect, phases of unconscionable puberty inflicted on the lil bug, boo hoo. Shed a tear for the beetles, for they know tragedy. This is a Part 2. The Story forbids listen unless you did your Story duty with Part 1. Yeah, we PUNISH in this church. Guest Preacher: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm) Invocation Psalm: “Big Sassy Kitty” Liturgical Reading: “The Smallest Beetle OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 2” Concluding Prayer Our bugtruth complete, may we now go out to our communities and bring our insectoid neighbors IN. Next week we’ll have something fresh and stupid for you.

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0:00.0	O congregants, we would do well to listen to last week's joyful reading before this one.
0:31.0	Yes, they are connected.
0:32.7	A slimy strand of goo shining invisibly between them, slick with droplets of grease divine.
0:42.8	For those of you in attendance last week, you would do well to remember the following.
0:48.8	The smallest beetle discovered a beautiful porcelain mug of a big, sassy kitty, uh-huh. The smallest beetle did try to
0:58.0	hide it, but it was stolen from her, all within the rights of the larger beetles in a height-based
1:04.8	society. The smallest beetle, she did see the victor of her mug, a vice president beetle,
1:12.7	lose miserably to an even larger president beetle who wanted the mug for herself.
1:19.6	And yea, when the VP beetle did have his leg ripped off for his hesitation,
1:24.6	the smallest did take care of him, though he was rude and a heightest
1:30.3	devout. She tried to heal him, but what can be done when a beetle's exoskeleton begins to die,
1:38.8	opening a larger and larger hole into the living.
1:48.1	Well, listen today as we proclaim.
1:51.2	The story must be told.
1:53.6	The story must be told.
1:57.4	We are all stewing, animal tendencies,
2:04.3	evolutionary, stable strategies that define our lives, but do little to instill them with meaning. We are collections of habits, and all in some time frame lead to ruin. You just got
2:14.1	to giggle about it. Tee! T, ha! Ha, ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hre.
2:23.3	Oh, rather read a song, please.
2:30.3	Big sassy kitty, big sassy kitty. Everywhere I go I see big sassy kitty.
2:38.0	Driving on the road, I see from my good dash, a car driving forward with big sassy kitty on the back.
2:45.0	Oh, I drive up, I accelerate, I wave to the person inside, I mouth the words, pull the fuck over!
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