#72: Shut-in-edness (Stevie Ryan, Ari Shaffir)

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🗓️ 13 August 2012

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Stevie Ryan had me over to her home during heat wave of oh-twelve. We huddled under the air conditioner like dogs and talked about introversion. Since I've known her, Stevie has always seemed happiest just sitting on her couch watching reality TV. She never leaves her apartment if she doesn't have to. She also gave me relationship advice and broke down her Twitter war with some dumb reality show star.

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0:00.0	All these bitches is my son's
0:03.0	And I ain't talkin' pal Phoenix
0:06.0	Bitch I get money so I do what I pleases
0:09.0	I live with the motherfuckin' pools and the trees is
0:12.0	Pro bitch is so crusty
0:14.0	Disgusting me
0:15.0	If they the bitch or I got the cannon and the duck feet
0:18.0	Trust me, I keep a couple hundred and the duck feet
0:21.0	Couple wet wipes, case a bum, try to touch me
0:24.0	Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
0:27.0	And yeah, hello everyone, welcome to RGF skip the tank
0:30.0	How are you guys?
0:32.0	Well, since last week, I fucked up the sound really bad
0:37.0	I could blame it on the chord, I guess, but I'm the one about the chord
0:40.0	So I'll take some responsibility
0:42.0	The sound was terrible, but with Kurt Metzger
0:46.0	And so I have another episode with him that the sound is way better on
0:49.0	That I'll air in probably a few weeks
0:51.0	But to make up for last week, I'm gonna release a couple
0:56.0	Two, maybe two episodes
0:59.0	An episode and a bonus episode
1:01.0	Two or a time for the next few weeks
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