#71: Menage Blah (Kurt Metzger, Karen Margolis)

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🗓️ 6 August 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Kurt Metzger and I went to see Batman with his girlfriend, Karen Margolis, and her sister wife, Sade. Kurt and Karen are boyfriend/girlfriend. Karen and Sade are BFFs. And Sade and Kurt have sex. So we did podcast about the movie but mostly about this unique relationship they all have. It works so great for them they couldn't even understand why I was interested. The sound sucks, sorry, but it's better in part 2.

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0:00.0	Okay, right off the bat.
0:21.4	Let me just say that the sound in this week's episode is fucked.
0:28.5	I used an old my cord and a splitter and it was shitty.
0:34.1	It was not the good.
0:35.1	Mugami, my cord, it's the Mark Marons I'm going to get.
0:38.4	It was a cheap old brand, my cord and so what happened was when I attached to the splitter,
0:45.3	my guest's microphone cut in and out and it sucks because he's hilarious.
0:50.6	My guest this week is Kurt Metzker.
0:52.7	He is an LA, I'm sorry, he's an LA hater, he's a New York comic.
0:57.7	He's on the show of the Americans, I think he's the main character on that, I forget
1:01.0	what the, it's on Comedy Central, I don't know what his name is, but he's hilarious, he's
1:06.5	absolutely fucking hilarious and he's getting ready for his hour special on Comedy Central
1:10.3	that he's going to tape in like September or October, he doesn't know where yet.
1:15.0	And so he came with me to New Brunswick to do the stress factory to just run half an
1:21.6	hour sets every night and it was a lot of fun, it was super fun.
1:27.0	We got high a bunch and then I went over to the apartment a couple of times and we had
1:30.9	a good time.
1:32.5	But the reason I asked him to talk was well one, we came right from saying Batman and Kurt
1:38.2	gets so fucking angry, he gets so mad at everything in life.
1:43.0	If you don't like the movie he likes, he gets fucking livid.
1:46.0	By the way, if anybody has figured out how to subscribe to people on Facebook, there's
1:50.8	a bunch of people that are not on Twitter that are equally as funny and Kurt is one of
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