72 - Kump's Big Idea
Kump
Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Ray and Lucie attempt to make new enemies, and new allies, and then Ray unveils his big new idea on how to fix the Police.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Kump. |
| 0:21.0 | Hello. A little Kump. Hello. |
| 0:21.3 | A little later in the week. |
| 0:23.6 | What are you going to do? |
| 0:25.2 | This is what men and women look like after they've talked for hours. |
| 0:28.2 | We talk for hours. |
| 0:29.3 | We do talk for hours. |
| 0:30.2 | We're a couple and we engage in the great debates of the world. |
| 0:35.2 | This is an insane world that we live in. |
| 0:38.2 | We're intellectuals. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.5 | I mean, of sorts. |
| 0:41.4 | I mean, in this day and age, I think we can call ourselves intellectuals. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.6 | Maybe not in the 70s or 60s. |
| 0:47.0 | You know, maybe Gore Vidal would have said, you know, you were just a frustrating pig. |
| 0:51.1 | If I try to talk to him on Dick Cavett or some other well-behaved talk show where they |
| 0:57.3 | just kind of listening to each other. But now I think, yeah, I put myself into the intellectual |
| 1:02.7 | sphere. I also put you. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, Dick Cavett was a good mediator. |
| 1:07.3 | Right. Yeah. And he's also kind of a, I'm trying to do a Dick Cavett impression. Lucy, Lucy made the point. It was a little bit critical, but I agree that, you know, for someone, it would be good for someone like you to learn impressions. And I think, you know, it's my one big fault besides being a overbearing fat maniac is not being able to do good impressions. So I can't do my dick cavit. I'm Dick Cavett. It doesn't play. Yeah, we were, we were fantasizing about a show where I somehow played Dick Cavett and he somehow played who. Oh, I was going to be Gorvado. You were going to be Gorvado. Okay. Yeah. |
| 1:44.8 | Hello. |
| 2:03.5 | No, I can't do it. I don't want to get into it. Oh, yeah. I can do Henry Kissinger. Oh, yeah? Why are you asking me about Cambodia? What is this? What about us? What about that? There's a country. There's bombs. All right. I work in the foggy bottom, which is where the state department works. |
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