717: The Worst Games You've Ever Played (And How to Save Them)

Retronauts

Technology, Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Jeremy Parish, Diamond Feit, Stuart Gipp, and Kevin Bunch try to bring a little light into the world as they talk about terrible video games—not by heaping scorn upon them, but by envisioning a better reality where they turned out to be pretty OK.

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0:53.4	Go to Shopify.com.uk. Shopify.com.ukuk slash try. Go to Shopify.com.ukuk slash try. Shopify.
0:56.7	This week in Retronauts. Wow. These video game nerds are angry. Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode. It is not 70013. It's 700 something. 17, 700, edge of 700 teen. I don't know. Anyway, it's a retronauts episode. I'm Jeremy Parrish. It's still pretty early in the morning here in the United States of A. And I have people who are also with me
1:47.9	connecting at various times in their existences. Please introduce yourselves. Let's start from
1:54.8	here in the U.S. of A and sweep eastward until we end up all the way around the globe.
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