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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

712 - Tell Me Off Air About Flicking

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

A Spring Break wife-cast...hot and straight out of the oven for ya! 

Have a great vacation and thanks for supporting! You guys are the best! - d

Transcript

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0:00.0

Family Friendly Service! That's American Air Day! I don't know if they... That's a... Why you're doing it like that, a new character I'm working on? Like, kind of, uh, not quite Yosemite, but like a sprinkling of it. And, you know, Yellowstone is hotter than ever right now. You're the only person I know they quit watching it. Well, speaking of hotter than ever, it's about to get hotter than ever. In fact, it's already hot. It's really gross outside. And your air condition is probably running 24-7 and your bill's going to get higher and higher because you probably have an old system and talk to American Air and Heat about designing you a complete new system because it's going to be more efficient, it's going to save you. I mean, I've been saving like $90 a month on my new system. At least. If you're like me or Tom, well, first of all, I had, I don't know who did this, I had some genius ran, you've seen this before, the guy that owned the house before me ran an air duct into the garage. That's great. That's really going to help my power bill, you idiot.

0:55.5

And so after they tidied that up, they put a brand new system on my home and what was happening. I have a four-story townhome. It's not massive, but I had an underpowered unit. I had replaced, I'd already purchased a unit, but the unit that I had purchased, I kind of got like Shimmie Dog hammed a little bit, and they sold me something that was underpowered for the size of my home. Now that I got American air and heat, they put the right size in there. Everything's working great. My house is actually perfect. It's never been this good. When I got my system redone, they put a return in every single room to suck the hot air out of all the rooms.

1:28.9

Instead of just having one return, you didn't have any. You were even worse than me. You had

1:32.5

one return by the TV. Loud as hell. It makes sense. It's like that cools your house more

1:37.7

efficiently. And then especially due the actual system itself, it's way more efficient, uses

1:42.8

less energy. Your system may be 15 years old by now. That's old. Talk to them. Get the preventative maintenance as well so your system doesn't break down. Ask for the Tom and Dan discount. 10% off everything. And there's tons of little things you can add to make yourself and your family more comfortable, like an electrostatic filter, which I have.

2:01.7

You have that. The UV.

2:18.2

The UV life. If you suffer from allergies like I do, you go in there. You turn that thing down and it kills mold. It's pulling the pollen out of the air. And I don't know if you saw it today. The pollen is like on a seven today, dude. You're right. It's nuts. Americanair andat.com. Hello.

2:19.7

This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.

2:25.7

We hope that you will find our presentation precise.

2:30.2

Joke heavy.

2:31.6

And just right.

2:33.6

Thanks. Welcome to a media

2:53.6

Welcome to A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.

3:12.5

I'm Tom.

3:13.2

I am Dan.

3:15.5

Our producer, Samantha, is here.

3:16.7

Hello, Sam.

3:17.4

It's a T-D Wednesday Friday.

3:18.7

It's a T-D Wednesday Friday.

3:20.3

Yeah.

3:21.4

Happy St. Patrick's, Sam.

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