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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - March 13-17

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to a corporate time and Tom and Dan. I'm Tom. I am Dan. Samantha, our producers here. Hello, Sam. What's been going on quickly? What's been going on with your show? Anything that we need to tell the fine folks about? Don't you have an amazing? Six years. Six years. It was so great. We had such a good time. the hundreds of people that were there thousands even. It was amazing. I'm an idiot. So let's do some voicemail email. Sure. Voicemails are easy to do. Call this number, 1844, T-O-M-N-D-A-N. That's Tom and Dan, the letter in. Tom and Dan. If you call that, 1-844, you can leave a message or get our app. That's the easier way. There's a little button inside of our app that says mediocre messages. If you hold it down, continue holding down and speak into your phone, you can leave a voicemail message much like this one right here. Yo, BDM Neil here. So Daniel, I hear you got from the BDM show, the newest one this week. You got Hogwarts, whatever, you know, whatever the game in Legacy or whatever. I forgot what they call it, but whatever. Bro, is it good, bro? Yes, it's good. The Hogwarts legacy video game. I'm on it.

1:27.7

I'm playing it. A lot of my friends are playing it. I got my friend, the IELOs. Their plumber's playing it. And my character, yeah, me and Maze are beefing him up pretty good. Me and May were running around the castle last night. Is it like Grand Theft Auto? Like, it's just open source world. Yeah, it is like that.

1:27.7

But it's very much like,? Yeah, it is like that.

1:31.0

But it's very much like, I compare it very much to like a Witcher.

1:36.1

I compare it very much to like a Assassin's Creed style game.

1:40.6

I'll compare it a little bit to that new Disney kingdoms or Dream Valley.

1:42.5

Like you go around and you solve tasks.

1:43.9

Here's where it excels for me.

2:01.1

I get the fun of, like, a Witcher game solving tiny tasks, right? I'm one of those people that gets pleasure out of the side quests, you know? Yeah. Like, hey, you got to go collect the corn and take it to the farmer. I like that kind of stuff. Ah. Because I'm just checking things on a list. there's something very pleasing to my anxiety, but let's check this list off.

2:03.9

And when I get the list done, there's some sort of order in my mind.

2:01.1

Okay. I'm just checking things on a list. There's something very pleasing to my anxiety, but let's check this list off.

2:17.8

And when I get the list done, there's some sort of order in my mind. Okay. Right? I get, like, some sort of thing out of it. It's very much like those type of games. So you run around, you've got to go take the cabbages to Professor Garlich. Okay. But she's the Herbology Professor. So you got to get the cabbages.

2:20.1

You take those to Professor Figg.

2:35.7

Professor Figg found... garlic. Okay. Because she's the hermology professor. You got to get the cabbages. You take those to Professor Fig. Professor Fig found the, he found a little module when you were flying in the carriage and then the dragon ate the guy, and then you got to take the thing. It's that. It's all the little quests. You do all the quests and you check them off. And the thing I like about it, though, is that Macy can watch all of it.

2:49.7

There's no blood, really, not yet. There's no... Harry Potter. Is there going to be a certain... Yeah, there's no boobies out. There's no thongers. There's no succubus. You know, there's no harsh language. There's no call of duty. You blew the terrorist head off. It's literally Harry Potter.

2:51.9

So it gives me the same vibes of like those type of games,

2:53.8

but I can play it whenever I want to.

2:55.3

And we've been sort of playing it together.

2:57.7

Is it the world online?

2:59.9

Kind of like a fortnight where you log on and you're in a world that's, you know, infinite minimum.

3:07.2

You're not playing with other people yet.

3:09.0

I don't know if that's something they'll open up.

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