71. The New Pope

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8 • 718 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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There’s a new pope — and we have thoughts. Mostly bad ones. That’s the episode. Nick's show in Brooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1330824765699 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Slap the spirit flag over the Vatican.
0:02.0	Yeah, I take everything back.
0:04.0	Pope Francis died, spirit flag is the next day.
0:07.0	The second Francis died, put Spirit Halloween over the Vatican and moving along.
0:11.0	Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:14.0	And today we're talking about the Pope.
0:17.0	So Nick, I would like to read a live of what Nick was texting me as the Pope was being elected.
0:24.8	I got very involved for someone who's not religious.
0:27.9	But that's the thing is, you like the spectacle.
0:29.5	That specifically hates us.
0:31.2	You specifically like the spectacle of it all.
0:34.2	Who doesn't like the spectacle?
0:35.9	So this is Nick.
0:36.9	So I knew it was coming.
0:38.4	So Nick just, I get a text from Nick.
0:40.7	I have news.
0:42.3	I said, go on.
0:43.1	Well, wait.
0:43.8	Prior to this, every day, I guess it was only two days prior.
0:48.2	I was like, bad news.
0:51.2	Didn't win the election.
0:52.7	They got to do another vote.
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