70. Which Animals Are Gay?

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8 • 718 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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This week, we’re talking about animals that are gay — and how it’s way more common than you'd expect. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now this is going to sound dumb. I acknowledge this. I acknowledge it.
0:03.0	You don't think what you just said sounded stupid?
0:05.0	Well, I'm going to build off of that. Are mosquitoes not an American thing?
0:09.0	Welcome back to the episode of I Never liked with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:12.0	And today we're discussing what animals are gay.
0:15.0	This is really, we're really going off now.
0:18.0	How do we never think about what animal? Most are going to be gay, by the way.
0:20.0	Giraffes going off now. How do we never think about what animal? Most are going to be gay, by the way. Drafts.
0:21.0	Right now, gay.
0:22.4	Elephants are straight, but they're my favorite.
0:24.2	Wait, real quick.
0:24.9	No, I think elephants.
0:25.7	What's your favorite animal?
0:27.2	Draft.
0:27.9	We've said this before.
0:28.7	Oh, I didn't know that.
0:29.3	I forgot.
0:29.8	Because I would be a giraffe.
0:31.1	Mine is elephants. Penguin. I, that's my second favorite animal. Because I won't like one. Oh my God.
0:38.3	Penguins.
0:39.3	All right, let's go through the list and we'll just see.
0:42.3	Well, do you think penguins are gay or straight?
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