Hello and

welcome to this episode of Irreligious Jossiography, the one true podcast.

The only podcast to routinely plagiarize

from the Old Testament.

Yeah, we do what we can, seeing how we can never quite come up with our own material.

Yeah, we missed last week, I'm sure it was Leighton's fault somehow.

Yeah, yeah, I was masturbating too much in the shower and you know where that leaves,

the children that go down the drain always come back to

haunt you. That is a recurrent problem with you isn't it? Well you see I was told

when I was younger that every time I masturbate God kills a kitten and I'm just helping

with the animal problem out there.

So instead of spaying or neutering your pets you just wink one off.

Yeah, I just allow God to kill him.

That makes sense.

Well, that's the end of

uh, fuck you fans month, right?

Yeah, yeah, but before we go, I just want to say,

fuck you all, just one last time, just for good old time sake.

For nostalgia, sake.

Nostalgia, yes.

Because it's been so long since we said fuck you. So yeah, it's been like two weeks.

Should we go with a skunk day? Let's get right into the skunk dicks.

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