We are pleased to present you with Brita who is actually an ex-LDS woman who went through the temple and did all the shenanigans

she had to.

Hello.

That was one of the worst introductions I've ever heard.

I think it's akin to what you did this morning while I was still recovering from the

hangover.

So Brita tell us a little bit about yourself. Were you raised Mormon or were you a convert?

Yes, I definitely grew up in the church. My grandfather was actually the one who was converted and therefore

started this whole mess so it's his fault.

Blame Grandpa?

Unfortunately I can't even do that.

My family has been in the LDS Church for years and generations.

Yeah, on my mom's side anyway, we go all the way back to Hiram Smith, but Brita you're a third generation Mormon.

I guess what tell us about your experiences as a Mormon and what finally led you to go down the

dark path and stop becoming white and delightsome? Oh man let's see I did everything

I was supposed to do pretty much. I was good. I hardly did anything

wrong. I got married in the temple, you know, to a guy that was a return missionary. I found him going to college, you know, at the

Institute building and we had Institute classes and temple classes.

Did you go to BYU? No. I went to a Texas school. Oh wow they have

Institute I guess they do in the University of Utah too.

It's interesting that they would have that out of state.

Is there a large Mormon population in Texas?

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