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Hoot & a Half with Matt King

71: 71. Brooke Averick!

Hoot & a Half with Matt King

Matt King

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

You asked, we delivered. The lovely, talented, beautiful, hilarious Brooke Averick joins us for her debut solo episode of Hoot & a Half!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So wait, so your tongue is blue because you have...

0:02.6

Are we... Did we start?

0:04.4

Did we start?

0:05.2

No, we're kind of like warming up here.

0:07.0

So your tongue is blue because...

0:08.0

Well, if we're just warming up, I want everyone to know about my blue tongue.

0:11.0

I think that's a funny line to start the

0:12.8

podcast. Oh so we are starting. Yeah, okay. So your

0:16.4

tongue is blue because you have jolly rancher. Well I always get seasick on the way

0:21.4

here because of the road.

0:23.3

Or car sick, or what have you.

0:25.8

I get car sick.

0:27.0

I mean, Laurel Canyon is basically a sea.

0:30.6

A sea. And so I was like, what can I do to help? and so I had Jolly Ranchers in my knitting bag in the passenger seat so

0:36.8

Do you want to display the tongue so people can see? But that's a true blue tongue

0:40.8

Yeah, that's what we're working with today.

0:42.0

Did you suck on just one Jollyolly rancher all the way here?

0:44.0

I was just sucking on one, the whole way, yeah.

0:46.0

Man, you have the patience to suck through a whole jolly rancher?

0:49.0

What do you do, spit it out?

0:50.0

I mean, no, I like, crack it about it about oh God I would never crack. Never? Never?

0:56.0

You're a type of person with just a sucker or a lollipop you suck it all the way down

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